Withdrawal, abstinence AND female condom

(Saddle up Sista)

(I guess an epidural is out of the question?!)

Sheeessshhhh!!! Having seen that and knowing what's in store if I procreate all willy-nilly and not geographically strategically, um…. let’s just say that there’ll be a lot of Obama Condom buying (which I hear is black in color)- and I hear that should be used simultaneously, and (if lucky, concurrently!) with diaphragms AND spermicidal zapping stuff and downing of the morning-after-pills (with mimosas!) on the morning after the night before.

Oh- and withdrawal too. Can’t forget withdrawal.

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