Sunday, September 7, 2008

For Love of My Butt

I decided not to use the bathrooms at work.

See, the mozzies just chill there waiting....



and then kwanza it's a pit latrine so of course you'll be exposéd. So ati you'd be rocking sijui stretch marks and ati mosquito bites? Not a good look.

Watu wakojoe wakitoka nyumbani.

(Yes, those are real mosquitoes I swurr. I did not ongeza photoshop. Maa!)

7 comments:

Ory said...

Holy shit! (no pun) That right there will give you constipation

moskeyto said...

lol! hilarious dear Mendi

Eshban said...

Makes you wish you were a mosquito on the wall HEh HEh HEh!

Wacu said...

Si you get yourself a catheter? It's portable you know. And nobody has to know hehe!

Mendi said...

Good one Ory! Intentional pun or not.

Then Esh aki I have laughed... literally LOL... Me? I was scared of them though...

As for you my dear sister Wacu,yaani that's not a portable look for my changed circumstances!! There's no more Honda Accord to carry gadgets like that!!! We're doing bodabodas now *sigh*... see I came back for the maid service but it looks like what I'm getting is the public transportation.

What's up "moskeyto"? How it be? (Do you know if you read moskeyto just as you've spelt it, then you sound like someone who's seen a beltway or two. Tee hee... No more "moss-kwee-toe" for me. I'm doin' it moskeyto from now)

e said...

what happened to taking one for the team? :-)

jnjonjo said...

One more thing to worry about – Now you can get UTI’s from mosquito's.